Jay Leno Quotes About Valentines

Quotes about: Valentines

• Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

  Jay Leno

  Funny, Romantic, Valentines Day

• Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day.

  Jay Leno

  Valentines Day, Men, Names

• I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand?

  Jay Leno

  Valentine, Flower, People

• The 99 Cent Only Store is calling itself your Valentine's Day headquarters. Guys, if that's your Valentine's Day headquarters, you can also call the garage your new home.

  Jay Leno

  Valentine, Home, Guy

• Valentines day are coming up and a German company has made chokolate in shapes of couples making love. I don't like them... I don't want my chokolate to have more fun than me.

  Jay Leno

  Valentines Day, Couple, Fun

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