Jay Leno Quotes About Morning

Quotes about: Morning

• Yesterday morning Facebook was temporarily offline, leaving millions of workers unable to do anything except their jobs.

  Jay Leno

  Morning, Jobs, Yesterday

• Women get a little more excited about New Year's Eve than men do. It's like an excuse: you drink too much, you make a lot of promises you're not going to keep; the next morning as soon as you wake up you start breaking them. For men, we just call that a date.

  Jay Leno

  New Year, Morning, Men

• A survey says that American workers work the first three hours every day just to pay their taxes. So that's why we can't get anything done in the morning: We're government workers.

  Jay Leno

  Funny, Morning, Humor

• As you all know by now, Barack Obama sent out a cell phone text message at 3 a.m. on Saturday morning to tell everyone he picked Joe Biden as his vice president. How do you think this makes Hillary Clinton feel, huh? Finally, she gets a telephone call at 3 a.m., it's to tell her they picked Joe Biden.

  Jay Leno

  Morning, Thinking, Phones

• President Obama said in an interview over the weekend that he really misses being anonymous. He said, 'I miss Saturday mornings rolling out of bed and not shaving, going to the market...' Be careful what you wish for, 2012 is just around the corner!

  Jay Leno

  Morning, Weekend, Missing

• You know what Ken Lay had for breakfast this morning? Shredded Wheat.

  Jay Leno

  Morning, Breakfast, Wheat

  "Enron Collapse Is Money in the Bank for Comedians". www.foxnews.com. February 13, 2002.

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