A man in Florida has been arrested for wearing a President Obama mask while robbing a McDonald's. To show you how good this guy's disguise was, instead of a holdup note he was reading from a teleprompter.
America needs ObamaCare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
Now, I have a Halloween mask I think you might get a kick out of. That's scary.
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