Jay Leno Quotes About Fathers

Quotes about: Fathers

• In Afghanistan, U.S. troops are now holding an American man who has been fighting alongside the Taliban. His mother says he was born in Washington, D.C. and his father's a lawyer. Well, that explains it. ... He surrendered to authorities and said he wants to go back to his old job - airline security guard.

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  Mother, Jobs, Father

• The Bush administration has apparently approved a plan to oust Saddam Hussein. I think that's President Bush's Father's Day gift to his Dad.

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  Dad, Father, Thinking

• Michael Jackson has a new baby boy; no word yet who the father is.

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  Baby, Father, Boys

• A lot of controversy over this possible invasion of Iraq. In fact, Nelson Mandela was so upset, he called Bush's dad. How embarrassing, when world leaders start calling your father.

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  Dad, Father, Iraq

• Bush is smart. I don't think that Bush will ever be impeached, 'cause unlike Clinton, Reagan, or even his father, George W. is immune from scandal. Because, if George W. testifies that he had no idea what was going on, wouldn't you believe him?

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  Father, Smart, Believe

• Did you see Walker's father? 'My son loves America.' Yeah, like O.J. loved his wife.

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  Father, Son, America

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