Peanuts Quotes

• There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

  Billy Joel

  Witty, Sex, Peanut Butter

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Peanut butter is pâté for children.

  Brigitte Bardot

  Children, Peanut Butter

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• To me, peanut butter is the breakfast of champions!

  Greg Louganis

  Food, Cooking, Champion

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• Absence makes the heart grow fonder

  Eleanor Roosevelt

  I Miss You, Romantic, Missing You

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• Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Witty, Funny Life, Lying

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• In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Life, Sad, Wisdom

  Charles M Schulz (2015). “You're Golden, Charlie Brown”, Ballantine Group

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• My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?

  Charles M. Schulz

  Life, Happiness, Happy

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• Peanut butter is the pate of childhood.

  Florence Fabricant

  Childhood, Peanut Butter

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• I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Funny, Mistake, Made

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• She was kind of girl who'd eat all your cashews and leave you with nothing but peanuts and filberts.

  Raymond Chandler

  Girl, Sarcastic, Kind

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• If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.

  Barry Goldwater

  Two, Shaving Cream, Mind

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• My mind reels with sarcastic replies.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Sarcastic, Mind

  "Fictional character: Snoopy". "Peanuts", 1950-2000.

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• If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

  James Goldsmith

  Funny, Inspiring, Money

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• I think we can rule out 'mixed brain dominance' as a cause of your poor performance at school, Charlie Brown" "Have you ruled out stupidity?" "Peanuts", Charles M

  Charles M. Schulz

  School, Thinking, Stupidity

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• If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

  Bill Watterson

  Funny Life, Control Of Your Life, Peanut Butter

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• No Difference Small as a peanut, Big as a giant, We're all the same size When we turn off the light. Rich as a sultan, Poor as a mite, We're all worth the same When we turn off the light. Red, black or orange, Yellow or white, We all look the same When we turn off the light. So maybe the way, To make everything right Is for god to just reach out And turn off the light!

  Shel Silverstein

  Light, Yellow, White

  Shel Silverstein, “No Difference”

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• I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Love, Life, Relationship

  You're a Winner, Charlie Brown (1960)

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• If we give someone a piece of bread and butter, that's kindness, but if we put jelly or peanut butter on it, then it's Loving Kindness.

  Barbara Johnson

  Kindness, Giving, Peanut Butter

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• All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Love, Funny, Valentines Day

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• Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

  Charles M. Schulz

  Love, Funny, Inspiring

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• There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people...religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin!

  Charles M. Schulz

  Halloween, People, Three

  "Fictional character: Linus van Pelt". "Peanuts" comic strip by Charles M. Schulz, October 25, 1961.

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• Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

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• Don't sell your soul to buy peanuts for the monkeys.

  Dorothy Salisbury Davis

  Soul, Monkeys, Sells

  Dorothy Salisbury Davis (2014). “A Gentle Murderer”, p.196, Open Road Media

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• Disneyland really began when my two daughters were very young. Saturday was always Daddy's Day and I would take them to the merry-go-round, and sit on a bench eating peanuts while they rode. And sitting there alone, I felt there should be something built, some kind of family park where parents and children could have fun together.

  Walt Disney

  Daughter, Children, Fun

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• Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Love, Inspirational, Life

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