Peanut Butter And Jelly Quotes

• There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

  Billy Joel

  Witty, Sex, Peanut Butter

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

  Jack Black

  Mean, Peanut Butter, Jelly

  FaceBook post by Jack Black from Aug 23, 2016

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• Snacking is important. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are a great example of a perfect snack. They can go a long way.

  Jozy Altidore

  Snacks, Long, Perfect

  Source: www.askmen.com

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• When I'm in the mood for room service, my favorite order is a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich.

  Pharrell Williams

  Order, Peanut Butter, Room Service

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Everyone has the talent to some degree: even making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, you know whether it tastes better to you with raspberry jam or grape jelly; on chewy pumpernickel or white toast.

  Anna D. Shapiro

  White, Peanut Butter, Degrees

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• I could go for a sandwich, but I’m not gonna open two jars.

  Brian Regan

  Two, Peanut Butter, Sandwiches

  "Comedy Central Presents (TV Series) Brian Regan". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. 2000.

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• When I was 16, I discovered jazzercise. And I thought it was the greatest thing since peanut butter and jelly.

  Lisa Rinna

  Peanut Butter, Jelly, Peanuts

  "Lisa Rinna Bares It All". Parade Magazine Interview, parade.com. January 27, 2009.

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• I don't understand this phrase 'I've paid my dues.' We didn't have any money and lived on peanut butter and jelly, and I loved it. I don't regret any of it. We never expected to make it this far, but we worked hard to get here.

  Ronnie Van Zant

  Regret, Peanut Butter, Jelly

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• I saw something in the store the other day that I don't understand: that peanut butter and jelly in the same jar. Is there a point to that? I mean, I'm lazy-but I wanna meet the guy who needs that. Some guy going, "You know, I could go for a sandwich-but, uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars. Cleaning, who knows how many knives!?"

  Brian Regan

  Funny, Mean, Knives

  "Brian Regan Live". Audio CD, 1997.

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• Do you want to make a tamale with peanut butter and jelly? Go Ahead! Somebody will eat it.

  Bobby Flay

  Peanut Butter, Jelly, Tamales

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• I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut butter and marshmallow goo. So sue me, I like peanut butter.

  Janet Evanovich

  Peanut Butter, Jelly, Sandwiches

  Janet Evanovich (2008). “Fearless Fourteen: A Stephanie Plum Novel”, p.348, Macmillan

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• Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.

  Janet Evanovich

  Birthday, Lying, Thinking

  Janet Evanovich (1988). “Thanksgiving”, Loveswept

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• The best thing I can make is a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich.

  Mario Diaz-Balart

  Peanut Butter, Jelly, Sandwiches

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• This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich.

  Jessica Simpson

  Pregnancy, Hands, Jelly

  "Jessica Simpson: 'Nephew Bronx thinks I'm having a girl'" by Ustin Harp, www.digitalspy.com. December 13, 2011.

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• You know, I've been thinking. Everyone makes peanut butter and jelly sandwiches but usually the jelly drips out all over the side and the guy's hands get all sticky. But your jelly stays right in the middle where it's supposed to. I don't know how you do it? You just got a gift, I guess. I've always thought so. I've just never mentioned it. But it's time you knew how I feel. I don't believe in keeping feelings bottled up. Goodbye, my wife.

  Matt Groening

  Believe, Thinking, Hands

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• Now, because he knows that his economic theories don't work, he's been spending these last few days calling me every name in the book. Lately he's called me a socialist for wanting to roll-back the Bush tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans so we can finally give tax relief to the middle class. I don't know what's next. By the end of the week he'll be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in kindergarten. I shared my peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

  Barack Obama

  Funny, Sarcastic, Book

  "Obama Mocks Socialist Attacks: 'I Shared My Toys'" by Sam Stein, www.huffingtonpost.com. November 29, 2008.

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• I knew very little about Rugby. But, I think it helps in terms of an American audience the game is enough like football in that it's a battle for field position and you score by running into what looks a lot like an end zone. I think in terms the nuance of the game, Americans won't get that stuff. I think in terms of the peanut butter and jelly version of what you need to know, I think it's pretty clear.

  Matt Damon

  Football, Running, Thinking

  Source: www.sheknows.com

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• I grew up as a kid with very little. I could enjoy a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or peanut butter crackers.

  Michael T. Flynn

  Kids, Sandwiches, Littles

  "Trump adviser Michael T. Flynn on his dinner with Putin and why Russia Today is just like CNN". Interview with Dana Priest, www.washingtonpost.com. August 15, 2016.

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• Each suburban wife struggles with it alone. As she made the beds, shopped for groceries, matched slipcover material, ate peanut butter sandwiches with her children, chauffeured Cub Scouts and Brownies, lay beside her husband at night- she was afraid to ask even of herself the silent question-- 'Is this all?

  Betty Friedan

  Children, Husband, Struggle

  The Feminine Mystique ch. 1 (1963)

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• In August of 1921, one of the great American combinations was unveiled—even better than the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. This fortuitous new blend was radio and baseball.

  George Vecsey

  Baseball, August, Radio

  George Vecsey (2008). “Baseball: A History of America's Favorite Game”, p.95, Modern Library

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