Room Service Quotes

• Room service? Send up a larger room.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Witty, Crazy

  Room Service (motion picture) (1938). Screenplay by Morrie Ryskind.

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• There are three very good reasons to travel: 1. See the world. 2. Meet new people. 3. Room service.

  Linda Sunshine

  Travel, People, Three

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• This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.

  Henny Youngman

  Funny, Humor, Numbers

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• I get excited about room-service menus! I really do.

  Colin Farrell

  Rooms, Excited, Menus

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• There's nothing in the world more silent than the telephone the morning after everybody pans your play. It won't ring from room service; your mother won't be calling you. If the phone has not rung by 8 in the morning, you're dead.

  David Mamet

  Mother, Morning, Phones

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• I have always felt cookbooks were fiction and the most beautiful words in the English language were 'room service.

  Erma Bombeck

  Beautiful, Cooking, Fiction

  Erma Bombeck (2011). “I Lost Everything in the Post-Natal Depression”, p.97, Fawcett

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• Room service. You like me fluff pillow?

  Triple H

  Wwe, Rooms, Fluff

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• The captain of the Titanic, who said to room service, Who sent for all this ice? Never got a dinner!

  Red Buttons

  Ice, Dinner, Captains

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• Twenty-four-hour room service generally refers to the length of time that it takes for the club sandwich to arrive. This is indeeddisheartening, particularly when you've ordered scrambled eggs.

  Fran Lebowitz

  Eggs, Twenties, Sandwiches

  Fran Lebowitz (2011). “The Fran Lebowitz Reader”, p.287, Vintage

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• When I'm in the mood for room service, my favorite order is a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich.

  Pharrell Williams

  Order, Peanut Butter, Jelly

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I used to think that communing with nature was a healing, positive thing. Now, I think I'd like to commune with other things - like room service and temperature control.

  Roseanne Barr

  Nature, Healing, Loss

  Roseanne, Roseanne Barr (1989). “Roseanne: my life as a woman”, Harpercollins

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• I'm staying in a strange hotel. I called room service for a sandwich and they sent up two hookers.

  Bill Maher

  Two, Sandwiches, Rooms

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• Room service is great if you want to pay $500 for a club sandwich.

  Don Rickles

  Sandwiches, Clubs, Want

  "What I've Learned: Don Rickles". Interview with Mike Sager, www.esquire.com. January 29, 2007.

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• I have no intention of uttering my last words on the stage. Room service and a couple of depraved young women will do me quite nicely for an exit.

  Peter O'Toole

  Couple, Theatre, Lasts

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• The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I've encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE - and a maid to press it for me.

  Bob Hope

  Funny, Humorous, Japan

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• Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room service.

  Jimmy Carr

  Luxury Hotels, Giving, Breakfast

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• As a model, it's a gypsy kind of life: living in hotels, working all the time, ordering room service instead of cooking for yourself. There's absolutely no nest-building.

  Eva Herzigova

  Cooking, Nests, Rooms

  "Eva Herzigova: Model, Mom, Activist". Interview with Violet Moon Gaynor, www.elle.com. April 20, 2010.

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• I'm totally sick of hotels. I'm totally sick of room service. I'm totally sick of how can I help you ma'am? I just want to go home and wash some dishes, play with my cat, watch some TV.

  V V Brown

  Home, Cat, Play

  "V V Brown Tells How She Fights Homesickness!". Interview with Kaitlin Menza, www.seventeen.com. January 3, 2012.

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• I like the desert for short periods of time, from inside a car, with the windows rolled up, and the doors locked. I prefer beach resorts with room service.

  Anne Lamott

  Beach, Doors, Car

  Anne Lamott (2006). “Plan B: Further Thoughts on Faith”, p.6, Penguin

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• The people don't take baths and they don't speak English. No golf courses, no room service. Who needs it?

  Jim McMahon

  Funny, Football, Stupid

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• When I travel, I like to take advantage of room service. I'm really into eggs Benedict in the morning.

  Jenny McCarthy

  Travel, Morning, Eggs

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• After 9/11, I was like many people in New York City and got a little depressed. I began to check myself into The Waldorf Astoria for room service, movies and just to chill. I wanted to contribute to the great city of Manhattan.

  Kristin Chenoweth

  New York, Cities, People

  "Actress dreams of Rome — and eating at Sonic". Interview with Jae-Ha Kim, www.chicagotribune.com. September 6, 2011.

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• Mona knocked at the wrong time. “Uh…yeah…wait a minute, Mona -- ” Mona shouted through the door. “Room service, gentlemen. Just pull the covers up.” Michael grinned at Jon. “My roommate. Brace yourself.” Seconds later, Mona burst through the doorway with a tray of coffee and croissants. “Hi! I’m Nancy Drew! You must be the Hardy Boys!

  Armistead Maupin

  Coffee, Boys, Doors

  Armistead Maupin (1989). “Tales of the city ; More tales of the city ; Further tales of the city: an omnibus”, Vintage

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• The most beautiful words in the English language are 'not guilty'.

  Maxim Gorky

  Beautiful, Money, Business

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• Though I love the luxury of the Waldorf Towers, room service there doesn't do soul food.

  Sammy Davis, Jr.

  Luxury, Soul, Towers

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