Menus Quotes

• Life is a menu. Whatever you order is what's delivered to the table.

  Tyrese Gibson

  Order, Tables, Life Is

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• The golden rule when reading the menu is, if you cannot pronounce it, you cannot afford it.

  Frank Muir

  Reading, Golden, Ifs

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• Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup. That's all it needs! Maybe a saucer underneath the cup — that's it.

  Denis Leary

  Funny, Coffee, Humor

  "Denis Leary: Lock 'N Load". Documentary, Comedy, 1997.

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• I think a lot of people overlook the importance of the menu as a marketing tool and a way of communicating to the customer what the ambition of their restaurant is. Not only the typeface and the design, but what is it printed on? Is it cheap-looking? Is it the right kind of paper for that restaurant?

  Joe Bastianich

  Ambition, Thinking, People

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• A rich and varied menu is for people who have no work to do.

  Roald Amundsen

  Food, People, Rich

  Roald Amundsen (2013). “The South Pole”, p.65, BoD – Books on Demand

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• The menu should be part of the entertainment, part of the dining experience. It's kind of like reading the 'Playbill' when you go to the theater. It should be an alluring and interactive document. Does it have burn marks on it from the candle? If you ever get a greasy menu with food stains on it, it's time to run like hell.

  Joe Bastianich

  Running, Reading, Dining

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• I can’t go to a restaurant and order food because I keep looking at the fonts on the menu.

  Donald Knuth

  Order, Fonts, Restaurants

  "All Questions Answered". Notices of the AMS 49 (3), March 2002.

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• If you're not at the table, you're on the menu

  Michael Enzi

  Tables, Ifs

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• If it doesn't taste good it doesn't go on the menu

  Heston Blumenthal

  Goes On, Taste, Ifs

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

  Buddy Hackett

  Funny, Family, Mothers Day

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• Stay away from restaurants that have menus in five languages. Thats always a tourist trap. You want to eat where the locals eat.

  Curtis Stone

  Tourists, Want, Language

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• Advice is like food, and teaching is a menu.

  Rajneesh

  Teaching, Advice

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• Everyone goes through their stuff when they are growing up. It's all relative. Everyone has the same situations on their menu. We just make the choices in terms of what situations we're going to eat.

  Gary Busey

  Growing Up, Choices, Stuff

  "An Interview With Gary Busey". Interview with Meagan Evans, 11thhouronline.com. March 11, 2010.

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• I'm like an expensive menu... you can look but you can't afford!

  Anna Kournikova

  Sports, Tennis, Looks

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• Using lots of fresh foods, fruits and vegetables, helps to keep the menu buoyant - I don't know if that's the right word, but it keeps a balance of freshness and health.

  Sally Schneider

  Vegetables, Balance, Fruit

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  If you don't have a seat at the table, you're probably on the menu.

  Elizabeth Warren

  Courage, Tables, Assertiveness

  "Elizabeth Warren: I've been treated differently". CNN Interview, edition.cnn.com. October 22, 2014.

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• To be asked to do the pairing menus by Alamos Wineries in Argentina [was the most interesting opportunity]. There are so many chefs out there, and so if you were to say, "The dude who used to host Man V. Food is doing pairing for Jim Beam," you'd say, "Okay, that's kind of conceivable." If you're talking about the dude from Man V. Food is doing pairings for fine wine, then I think people might not necessarily anticipate that.

  Adam Richman

  Wine, Opportunity, Men

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I was a little stunned that we didn't get a coloring book with this menu.

  Nick Faldo

  Book, Golf, Littles

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• When unrequited love is the most expensive thing on the menu, sometimes you settle for the daily special.

  Miranda Kenneally

  Unrequited Love, Memorable, Love Is

  Miranda Kenneally (2011). “Catching Jordan”, p.183, Sourcebooks, Inc.

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• Hors d'oeuvres have always a pathetic interest for me; they remind me of one's childhood that one goes through wondering what the next course is going to be like - and during the rest of the menu one wishes one had eaten more of the hors d'oeuvres.

  Hector Hugh Munro

  Food, Childhood, Wish

  Saki, Hector Hugh Munro (2016). “Delphi Complete Works of Saki (Illustrated)”, p.306, Delphi Classics

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• Grown men have been seen fleeing after reading the menu posted outside.

  Bill Geist

  Reading, Men, Fleeing

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• I am not interested in picking up crumbs of compassion thrown from the table of someone who considers himself my master. I want the full menu of rights.

  Desmond Tutu

  Compassion, Rights, Tables

  1985 NBC News, 9 Jan.

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• Metaphysics is a restaurant where they give you a thirty thousand page menu, and no food.

  Robert M. Pirsig

  Giving, Atheism, Pages

  Robert M. Pirsig (1991). “LILA An Inquriry into Morals”

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• The great thing about McDonald's is that they have a lot of different things on the menu. I love their salads.

  Beyonce Knowles

  Mcdonalds, Different, Salad

  "Beyonce Justifies McDonald's Contract" by wenn.com, November 4, 2004.

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• My fantasy is to have a restaurant where there are no written menus, but where you just ask people, What are you in the mood for? Fish? Meat? White wine?

  Charlie Trotter

  Wine, White, People

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