Groucho Marx Quotes - Page 2

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I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.

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Funny, Witty, Humorous

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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

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Funny, Cute, Sarcastic

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Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house.

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People, House, Watches

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I'd like to meet the person who invented sex and see what they're working on now.

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Sex, Persons

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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.

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Love, Funny, Life

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This isn't a particularly novel observation, but the world is full of people who think they can manipulate the lives of others merely by getting a law passed.

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Funny, Witty, Humorous

Groucho Marx (2017). “Groucho and Me”, p.238, Pickle Partners Publishing

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Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

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Funny, Witty, Crazy

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I cannot say that I don't disagree with you.

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Fun, Disagree

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Budget: a way of going broke methodically

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Inspiration, Way, Broke

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

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Inspirational, Funny, Smile

"Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

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Funny, Good Morning, Witty

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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

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Inspirational, Funny, Witty

"Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

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Inspirational, Funny, Marriage

"Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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Whatever it is, I'm against it.

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Funny, Witty, Humorous

Horse Feathers (motion picture) (1932). Screenplay by Will B. Johnstone, Bert Kalmar, S. J. Perelman, and Harry Ruby.

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Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!

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Funny, Witty, Girlfriend

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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while

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Birthday, Cute Life, Cells

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My brother thinks he's a chicken-We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs

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Brother, Inspiration, Thinking

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In any relationship, the woman has control, the clever ones don't let the men know.

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Wisdom, Clever, Men

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Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!

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Funny, Life And Love, Crazy

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Patience is the art of finding something else to do.

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God, Art, Stupidity

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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.

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Love, Dog, Fun

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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

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Inspirational, Funny, Cat

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If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.

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Funny, Wisdom, Witty

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Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.

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Inspirational, Funny, Art

"Fictional character: Captain Jeffrey Spaulding". "Animal Crackers", www.imdb.com. 1930.

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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.

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Love, Marriage, People

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Born: October 2, 1890
Died: August 19, 1977
Occupation: Comedian
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