Dov Davidoff Quotes - Page 9

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• When maintaining a relationship means diminishing your self, it's time to walk.

  Dov Davidoff

  Mean, Self, Maintaining

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• You can't assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks like she's got herpes, I can't afford to assume she got stung by a pack of bees.

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  Girl, Home, People

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• You forget how crazy people are in New York, all the people on the sidewalk. When you leave here, everyone's in their car. But I get back here - I just went to throw something in the garbage, and there was a guy in the garbage. And he wasn't looking in it; he is in it, looking out over 9th Ave like a fisherman.

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  New York, Crazy, People

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• Do you ever have one of those weeks where you know nothings gonna go right?

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  Week, Knows

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• Looking into blood doping. I think it will allow me to write jokes with greater intensity, and for a longer period of time.

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  Writing, Thinking, Blood

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• Water polo would be much more interesting if they hadn't gotten rid of the horses.

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  Horse, Water, Interesting

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• I'm passionate about gay rights, but I think we need admit that there are some gay wrongs as well.

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  Gay, Thinking, Rights

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• Horoscopes, like bad sitcoms, are created for people that I don't relate to.

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  People, Horoscopes, Sitcom

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• Please use anger for something positive like hurting people that deserve it or writing jokes.

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  Hurt, Writing, People

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• If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.

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  Pigs, Talking, Dowry

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• The next actor I meet that uses the term 'courageous' to describe another actor's performance is getting punched in the face.

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  Use, Actors, Next

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• Parenthood seems really rewarding... like martyrdom, but without the glamour.

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  Parenthood, Glamour, Martyrdom

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• Facebook is great for getting upset about things people say even though you haven't seen them in 12 years.

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  Years, People, Upset

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• Perhaps depression is a perfectly natural reaction to the human condition.

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  Perfectly Natural, Reactions, Human Condition

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• The world treats beautiful people like they're good at something, which makes it so that they almost never get good at something.

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  Beautiful, People, World

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• I'm no quitter, unless it comes to human relationships or math and science.

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  Math, Quitter, Humans

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• If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.

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  Moon, Space, Suits

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• People that say I have a 'fear of commitment' don't understand my relationship with popcorn.

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  Commitment, People, Popcorn

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• Nothing good about the sun if you're trying to watch television with out curtains.

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  Trying, Watches, Television

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 05, 2012

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• Perhaps being hated in the right way is preferable to being loved in the wrong one.

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  Way, Being Hated, Being Loved

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• Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend.

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  Girlfriend, Mets

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• Every time I see someone taking care of a baby, I think why in the world would anyone willingly saddle themselves with that responsibility?

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  Baby, Responsibility, Thinking

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• America has so much debt, if she were a person she'd need a co-signer to get a car loan.

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  America, Car, Needs

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• Quality thoughts will turn their back on you if you don't treat them with respect.

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  Respect, Quality, Treats

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• Maybe necrophiliacs are just people that want to have sex without a lot of talking.

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  Sex, Talking, People

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 01, 2012

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