Dov Davidoff Quotes - Page 3

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• Health food would seem healthier if the people that sold it looked less unhealthy.

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  People, Health Food, Unhealthy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 20, 2011

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• Please reduce the expectation in your tone when asking me how my day is going.

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  Expectations, Asking, Tone

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 23, 2011

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• Domestic violence isn't funny, especially if you live together.

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  Domestic Violence, Together, Violence

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 26, 2011

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• Few things are more negative than thinking positive for no reason.

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  Thinking, Negative, Think Positive

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Dec 01, 2011

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• Domestic abuse is wrong, but domestic retribution is okay.

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  Abuse, Retribution, Domestic Abuse

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 14, 2012

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• Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness?

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  Girlfriend, Stupidity, Adjectives

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 14, 2012

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• At the gym; I've given up trying to get in really good shape, and re-committed myself to not getting any worse.

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  Trying, Shapes, Given

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 01, 2012

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• Nature's beauty never fails to fill me with a sense of wonder and awe, and still, I refuse to go camping.

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  Camping, Wonder, Failing

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 09, 2012

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• We're in this together usually means I'm here for you, unless it requires me getting into my car anywhere near rush hour.

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  Mean, Car, Together

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• Assassinating someone is another way of saying I care, just not in the way they'd want you to.

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  Care, Want, Way

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 06, 2012

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• The rift between culture and pop-culture has never been greater.

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  Culture, Rift, Pops

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 05, 2012

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• I find anger so comforting. It's like a blanket made of unresolved issues, but it's a blanket none the less.

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  Issues, Comforting, Made

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• You think you have anger issues? I just yelled at a sandwich. Not kidding.

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  Thinking, Issues, Sandwiches

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• I have a sneaking suspicion that leading an examined life and being really tan aren't consistent with one another.

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  Being Real, Consistent, Suspicion

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 16, 2012

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• Latin women enjoy being women more than other women.

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  Latin, Being A Woman, Enjoy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 17, 2012

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• I'm neither professional fighter nor physicist, therefore on some level I will always consider myself a failure.

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  Levels, Fighter, Physicist

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• The more I get to know people, the less I know about people.

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  People, Knows

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• People would be so much more interesting if they'd behave like who they are, and not like what they think others expect them to be.

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  Thinking, People, Interesting

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• You're pregnant? Congratulations, the world needs another mindless, semiliterate consumer.

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  Congratulations, Needs, World

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• You know you've lived in LA to long when what you fear most about prison is a lack of organic produce.

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  Long, Prison, Produce

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• We should create a holiday that celebrates money for what it is, essentially worthless paper, upon which we agree to pretend it has value.

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  Holiday, Paper, Celebrate

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• Women want a man who is sensitive, but god forbid you can't get it up after being frightened by a small woodland animal.

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  Animal, Men, Want

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• I consider myself a patriot, but not for the traditional reasons. I'm just really passionate about apple pie.

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  Apples, Pie, Passionate

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• I'd put my faith in god, but I haven't met him, and I've been hurt before.

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  Hurt, Faith In God, Mets

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• I can always tell when a girl comes from a good family because she's what's known as not at all attracted to me.

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  Girl, Good Family, Known

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