Dov Davidoff Quotes - Page 2

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• A high percentage of vegan men look like lesbians.

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  Men, Looks, Vegan

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Oct 13, 2011

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• Money can't buy happiness, unless you're favorite hooker's name is 'Happiness'.

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  Happiness, Names, Money Can't Buy Happiness

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 10, 2012

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• I would imagine that not having any potential could be less difficult than not fulfilling it.

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  Imagine, Difficult, Fulfilling

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• I'm pretty happy for someone who struggles with happiness.

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  Happiness, Struggle

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• Trannies dress up like women, then try to bang straight guys. They're the adrenaline junkies of gayness.

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  Guy, Trying, Dresses

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• Few things interest me more than the things people don't say.

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  People, Interest

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• It's difficult to feel silly and depressed at the same time, but I manage.

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  Silly, Difficult, Feels

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• We're born alone and we die alone. So in between, let's spend time with people that make us feel good... or at least put-out.

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  People, Feel Good, Born

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• All politicians promise that which they cannot deliver. I just wish they did so less gleefully.

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  Promise, Wish, Politics

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• Women often use large fake breasts like a gun, pointing the weapon at you in an attempt to garner the attention their father never gave them.

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  Father, Gun, Fake

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• When cornered, a rattle snake can become so angry it's been known to bite itself, which is exactly how I feel in traffic and relationships.

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  Snakes, Traffic, Feels

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• I've never understood why anybody makes a big deal about mansions. It's just a house with more rooms. You still have to face yourself.

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  House, Rooms, Faces

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• Living by the beach means feeling guilty about never going to the beach.

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  Beach, Mean, Feelings

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• Writing a new film about cereal killers. Not serial killers, cereal killers. The main character can eat two, three boxes at a time.

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  Writing, Character, Cereal

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• Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.

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  Laughing, Insecurity, May

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• People that say I'm really sensitive rarely are.

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  People, Sensitive

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• When rappers call each other son it leads me to believe they don't take fatherhood very seriously.

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  Believe, Son, Rapper

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• Throwing up is natures way of saying you need to re-examine your idea of a good time.

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  Ideas, Needs, Way

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 19, 2011

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• Fountains are more romantic when you don't hate the person you're with.

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  Hate, Don't Hate, Fountain

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• I've decided to become gay, not in a sexual way, but I am going to start picking up around the house.

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  Gay, House, Way

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 22, 2011

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• Patriotism for the sake of is like choosing sides in a war based on the color of their uniforms.

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  War, Color, Uniforms

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 20, 2011

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• The language of love may be universal, but it's not one of the options on an ATM machine.

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  Language Of Love, Machines, Atm

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• Animals look at people the way people look at people that might mug them.

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  Animal, People, Looks

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 13, 2011

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• Anticipation almost always exceeds the reality of that which we anticipated.

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  Reality, Anticipation, Exceed

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• I like Irish pubs, except for all the loud music and drinking, and people acting like idiots.

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  Drinking, People, Acting

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 21, 2011

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