We're in this together usually means I'm here for you, unless it requires me getting into my car anywhere near rush hour.
America has so much debt, if she were a person she'd need a co-signer to get a car loan.
My dad was old school Jewish. Not do your taxes Jewish - steal your car Jewish.
You forget how crazy people are in New York, all the people on the sidewalk. When you leave here, everyone's in their car. But I get back here - I just went to throw something in the garbage, and there was a guy in the garbage. And he wasn't looking in it; he is in it, looking out over 9th Ave like a fisherman.
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