Writing good jokes requires effort. Think I'll just start dressing funnier.
Please use anger for something positive like hurting people that deserve it or writing jokes.
Looking into blood doping. I think it will allow me to write jokes with greater intensity, and for a longer period of time.
Writing a new film about cereal killers. Not serial killers, cereal killers. The main character can eat two, three boxes at a time.
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