Women want a man who is sensitive, but god forbid you can't get it up after being frightened by a small woodland animal.
Not sure how I feel about reality. I'm going to begin purchasing stuffed animals and endowing them with the qualities people in my life lack.
Animals look at people the way people look at people that might mug them.
Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.
Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.
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