Animals look at people the way people look at people that might mug them.
Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.
Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.
Women want a man who is sensitive, but god forbid you can't get it up after being frightened by a small woodland animal.
Not sure how I feel about reality. I'm going to begin purchasing stuffed animals and endowing them with the qualities people in my life lack.
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