I've decided to become gay, not in a sexual way, but I am going to start picking up around the house.
Few things are as uniquely painful as bad comedy, and the realization that the human mind is a house of mirrors with no entrance and no exit.
I've never understood why anybody makes a big deal about mansions. It's just a house with more rooms. You still have to face yourself.
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