Dating is great unless you don't like horrible awkwardness, lying, and a deep foreboding sense of disappointment that never goes away.
Dating a white girl is like dating a black girl if she were really passive-agressive.
Is it a bad sign when you see the person you're dating and get the same feeling as if you just saw police lights in you're rear view mirror?
You have the attention span of a large bug, and yet I don't feel good enough about myself to not date you.
Is it a bad sign when someone asks you about the person your dating and a tear falls from your eye as you leap into oncoming traffic?
A lot of people wouldn't feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren't dating my girlfriend.
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