The best thing about bugs is their lack of self consciousness, also the ability to fly doesn't hurt.
Next time I spank a girl during sex, I'll say, this is going to hurt me more than it will you.
Please use anger for something positive like hurting people that deserve it or writing jokes.
I'd put my faith in god, but I haven't met him, and I've been hurt before.
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