Dov Davidoff Quotes - Page 10

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• Great marriages are like the Higgs Boson particle, its existence has been theorized, but no one has ever seen one.

  Dov Davidoff

  Great Marriage, Existence, Particles

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• How come the term 'threesome' is always used in a sexual context? What, nobody plays string instruments any more?

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  Play, Used, Strings

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 14, 2011

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• I'd like to expand the definition of the word 'success' to include 'failure' as the one seems inseparable from the other.

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  Success, Definitions, Inseparable

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• If no-eye contact sex were a sport, I'm not saying I'd make it to the Olympics, but I like my chances.

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  Sports, Sex, Eye

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• Whenever I'm around people it causes me to feel nostalgic for the loneliness that drove me into their presence in the first place.

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  Loneliness, People, Firsts

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 02, 2012

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• Being proud of your nationality is like congratulating yourself for inheriting money.

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  Proud, Be Proud, Proud Of You

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• Cheerleaders are simultaneously everything that is right and wrong with the world.

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  World, Cheerleader

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• A lot of people in a LA need to take a break from taking a break.

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  People, Needs, Taking A Break

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 22, 2011

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• Skin heads are doing an awful job of promoting racism. You guys need to loosen up, and for god's sake would it kill you to smile.

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  Jobs, Racism, Guy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 23, 2011

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• I'm endlessly amazed by what people are capable of, and incapable of.

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  People, Amazed, Incapable

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• If only you understood the way I felt... it wouldn't help much because I don't really like you as a person.

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  Way, Helping, Like You

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 11, 2011

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• Stop thanking god for your parking spot. He had nothing to do with it, and if he did, I want nothing to do with him.

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  Thank God, Want, Spots

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 16, 2011

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• Nike store won't accept my Starbucks card as payment. Come on guys, just do it.

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  Nike, Acceptance, Guy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 22, 2011

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• The human spirit is indomitable, unless your talking specifically about the people I know.

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  Talking, People, Spirit

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 24, 2011

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• Comedy is a cruel mistress, especially if you're already seeing a really cruel mistress.

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  Mistress, Comedy, Seeing

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Aug 10, 2011

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• Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.

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  Zoos, Animal, Pandas

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Aug 20, 2011

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• I'm pretty sure whoever said, people are wonderful spent very little time with people.

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  People, Littles, Wonderful

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Sep 15, 2011

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• I've decided to hire a 'food taster', not because I think anyone is trying to kill me, but because I want to make sure it's not to salty.

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  Thinking, Trying, Want

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Oct 07, 2011

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• Sex sells, unless you're dehydrated in which case you'd be much more likely to purchase water.

  Dov Davidoff

  Sex, Water, Cases

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• Living one's life with unguarded vulnerability is one of the keys to happiness. It's also one of the keys to getting mugged.

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  Happiness, Keys, Vulnerability

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• Just saw a woman with a t-shirt that said southern and sassy, it's all good. Well madame, I beg to differ, it is in fact, not 'all good'.

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  Sassy, Southern, Saws

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• TV can be an acronym for television or transvestite. I prefer using it to describe the the latter. The former is strange and undignified.

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  Television, Acronyms, Tvs

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Oct 21, 2011

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• Upside of being an attractive woman; if you're remotely intelligent, people will treat you like you're brilliant. Downside: same thing.

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  Intelligent, People, Brilliant

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