Dov Davidoff Quotes - Page 5

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• Hard to explain to a guard dog that you need it to protect you from yourself.

  Dov Davidoff

  Dog, Needs, Protect You

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• Life is fragile, unless your in the NFL in which case you'll need to wear padding.

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  Nfl, Needs, Life Is

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• I've decided to retreat to the spirit world where I feel appreciated and understood.

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  World, Retreat, Spirit

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• False humility is thinly veiled ego disguised as self confidence.

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  Confidence, Humility, Self

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• I really appreciate the way you don't appreciate me, said my subconscious as I agreed to go out with her yet again.

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  Appreciate, Way, Said

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• The downside of aging is a slower metabolism and achy joints.The upside is a knowledge of self that prevents one from behaving like a baboon.

  Dov Davidoff

  Knowledge, Self, Joints

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• Suicide is like the ejector button in the cockpit of an F-15. If life goes into a permanent tail spin, it's nice to know the option is there.

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  Suicide, Nice, Tails

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• The Statue of Liberty really is profound, I just wish she'd lighten up a bit.

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  Profound, Wish, Liberty

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• I'd spend more time with you if you were less like you.

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  Like You, More Time, Time With You

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• Suicide is a terrible idea, but if you're going to end it, do so at a Pinkberry near you.

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  Suicide, Ideas, Ends

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• Is it a bad sign when someone asks you about the person your dating and a tear falls from your eye as you leap into oncoming traffic?

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  Fall, Eye, Dating

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• Pine nuts pound for pound are more expensive than most varieties of smoked salmon. There I said it.

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  Nuts, Salmon, Pounds

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• Break ups are painful, but if initiated at the right time can fuel one's sense of optimism.

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  Optimism, Fuel, Painful

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• Heard someone say children are god's gift to the world. What world are you referring to? And what's your definition of gift?

  Dov Davidoff

  Children, World, Definitions

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• How can there not already be a rapper named 'O'pinion'?

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  Rapper

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• I hate to see a woman cry, unless of course I'm crying first in which case I feel it's appropriate.

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  Hate, Firsts, Cry

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• Fear can be a great motivator, just not during foreplay.

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• The great thing about having a small family is that there are fewer people to disappoint.

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  Family, People, Disappoint

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• The entertainment business is to business what plastic flowers are to flowers.

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  Flower, Entertainment, Plastic

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• If you carry a paperback book in your back pocket, but spend more time on your hair than you do reading it, you're probably a bad actor.

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  Book, Reading, Hair

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• I would imagine that most of the people who consider themselves successful aren't, at least in the ways that really matter-myself included.

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  Success, People, Matter

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• The best thing about bugs is their lack of self consciousness, also the ability to fly doesn't hurt.

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  Hurt, Self, Bugs

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• People shouldn't take my lack of interest in what they're saying personally. I don't really care about what I'm saying most of the time.

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  People, Care, Interest

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• People who say life is precious don't spend much time on line at the airport.

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  Airports, People, Life Is Precious

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• If I ever move in with a woman, she'll have to be really comfortable with unhappiness.

  Dov Davidoff

  Moving, Unhappiness, Ifs

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 23, 2011

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