Dov Davidoff Quotes - Page 6

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• Gay men greet each other just like straight guys do... If one of the straight guys saved the other one's life.

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  Gay, Men, Guy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 24, 2011

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• Monogamy is god's way of making death seem like a more reasonable option.

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  Death, Way, Monogamy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Oct 14, 2011

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• The Nazis were well dressed. Today's racists are a rag-tag bunch with no sense of style or panache.

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  Style, Today, Tag

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Oct 19, 2011

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• Do you love me for me?... I don't even love me for me.

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  Love, Do You Love Me

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jan 16, 2012

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• Is there anything more attractive than a woman in high heels and low self esteem?

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  Self Esteem, High Heels, Attractive

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 15, 2012

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• People increase their use of the term 'sir' when their angry. Little do they know, it only causes me to feel more like I'm wearing a top hat.

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  People, Top Hats, Causes

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 20, 2011

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• Being homeless is awful, but if you've ever tried to wrestle a duvet cover back onto a comforter you realise it's not without it's benefits.

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  Benefits, Duvets, Awful

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 19, 2011

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• Dating is great unless you don't like horrible awkwardness, lying, and a deep foreboding sense of disappointment that never goes away.

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  Disappointment, Lying, Dating

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 22, 2011

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• Few things are as uniquely painful as bad comedy, and the realization that the human mind is a house of mirrors with no entrance and no exit.

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  Mirrors, House, Mind

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Oct 20, 2011

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• Few things are more annoying than too many of any one ethnicity in the same room.

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  Ethnicity, Rooms, Annoying

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Dec 18, 2011

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• Big black guys fear air travel almost as much as old white women fear big black guys.

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  Air, White, Guy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Dec 15, 2011

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• Guys don't use the word pretty enough. Like, hey Mike, did you get that shirt at the game? Looks really pretty on you.

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  Games, Guy, Looks

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• The worst part about people with bad personalities is they don't know it.

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  People, Personality, Worst

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• Comedy is rarely funny.

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  Comedy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 18, 2011

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• Misery loves company which is ironic because it rarely throws dinner parties.

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  Party, Ironic, Dinner

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• Dating a white girl is like dating a black girl if she were really passive-agressive.

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  Girl, White, Dating

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 19, 2011

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• Mirrors at the gym only serve to remind me that I'm less of a man than I'd like to be.

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  Men, Mirrors, Gym

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 21, 2011

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• Man's inhumanity toward man is astounding, and I'm just talking about the lineup at certain comedy clubs.

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  Men, Talking, Clubs

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 16, 2011

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• The man I want to be could easily beat me up.

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  Men, Want, He Man

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 17, 2012

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• The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time.

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  Blood, Color, Romance

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 19, 2011

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• Just saw a t-shirt at the gym said, body by torture. That's a lot less ironic if you're a political prisoner in the Middle East.

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  Political, Ironic, Middle East

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 18, 2011

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• Everybody's angry with me because, apparently, I outed my cousin during an argument over a turkey leg. My cousin goes, 'You had the last leg.' I was like, 'You're gay.

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  Cousin, Gay, Turkeys

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• Hanging out with women on a platonic level is like spending time with someone from Europe. It's not better or worse, but it is different.

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  Europe, Different, Levels

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• You can't fool the American people - politician trying to fool the American people.

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  People, Trying, Fool

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• What is sex addiction? I asked a doctor and the guys goes, Sex addiction... People will end up doing something they don't want to do just for sex. Isn't that called a first date, man? If sex was the result of something I wanted to do, there'd be condoms all over my PlayStation.

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  Sex, Men, Doctors

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