Dov Davidoff Quotes - Page 8

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• I'd find myself more interesting if I weren't with me all the time.

  Dov Davidoff

  Interesting, Ifs

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 20, 2012

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• Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them.

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  Self Esteem, Fake, Levels

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 29, 2012

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• I'd like you much better if you didn't like yourself so much.

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  Like You, Like Yourself, Ifs

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Mar 01, 2012

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• I like shitty strip clubs. They look like what they are. I know what to expect. Unlike Congress, at least we know everybody is for sale.

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  Looks, Clubs, Congress

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Mar 07, 2012

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• I don't know if it's the economy, but finding work as a spiritual guru is really hard. Maybe I should grow my hair out.

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  Spiritual, Hair, Economy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 14, 2011

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• Vegas; one of the few places still encouraging men in their fifties to dress like their in a boy-band from the 80's.

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  Boys, Men, Vegas

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Mar 23, 2012

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• My bedroom is so messy, if I died of natural causes, the cops would be like no he didn't, clearly there was a struggle.

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  Struggle, Would Be, Causes

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Apr 24, 2012

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• I wish I could be attracted to unattractive women. They're just more interesting.

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  Interesting, Wish, Unattractive

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• America's objective in the Middle East is to create democracy in the same way that my goal on a first date to feed women.

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  America, Goal, Democracy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 05, 2011

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• Ending a sentence with yo, is like saying, I don't want a job. Not today. Not ever. Know what I mean yo?

  Dov Davidoff

  Jobs, Mean, Want

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• The Middle East is America's 'champagne room'. No matter how much you spend, you will still never get what you want.

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  America, Middle East, Want

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jan 28, 2012

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• It may not be in the constitution, but every American has a god-given right to provinciality and ignorance.

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  Ignorance, May, Constitution

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jan 30, 2012

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• Flying first class means sitting next to a better class of person I don't want to talk to.

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  Mean, Class, Flying

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• My job as a comedian is to heighten awareness about locally grown produce, fight factory farming, and promote euthanasia, but in a funny way.

  Dov Davidoff

  Jobs, Fighting, Comedian

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• If I were a bad black comic I would name my special, Yo mama, and other stories of a lack of self awareness.

  Dov Davidoff

  Self, Names, Black

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• Writing good jokes requires effort. Think I'll just start dressing funnier.

  Dov Davidoff

  Writing, Thinking, Effort

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• Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It's like a tattoo that yells at you.

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  Tattoo, Supposed To Be, Permanent

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• There must be 15 shows about people's jobs: 'Ice Road Trucker,' 'Axe Men,' 'Dirty Jobs.' Unemployment is so high, we're watching people work.

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  Jobs, Work, Dirty

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• Love is nature's LSD. You're going to see things that aren't really there.

  Dov Davidoff

  Love Is, Lsd

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 02, 2012

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• MTV has turned more young women into whores than poverty.

  Dov Davidoff

  Women, Mtv, Poverty

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• Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social.

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  Mean, Annoying, Social

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• America is a hot chick with a bad personality. Take her seriously and you'll end up hating yourself.

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  Hate, America, Personality

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• Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.

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  People, Toilets, Bathroom

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• When I was a kid I remember thinking, if I had a girl, I would treat her really well. Little did I know, they don't always like that.

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  Girl, Kids, Thinking

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• There are few places more lonely than a crowded night club.

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  Lonely, Night, Clubs

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Mar 14, 2012

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