Dov Davidoff Quotes - Page 4

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• Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth... I guess.

  Dov Davidoff

  Girlfriend, Satan, Myth

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 19, 2012

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• Sex sells, but doesn't work so well as a strong-arm tactic. Give me your purse or I'll make out with you so hard.

  Dov Davidoff

  Strong, Sex, Giving

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• Homemade' sounds much better when not referring to tattoos.

  Dov Davidoff

  Tattoo, Sound, Homemade

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• You have the attention span of a large bug, and yet I don't feel good enough about myself to not date you.

  Dov Davidoff

  Dating, Feel Good, Attention

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• I wish that every other guy were gay. Think about the leverage that would create in your relationship.

  Dov Davidoff

  Gay, Thinking, Guy

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• If you hug someone goodbye and their response is what the hell are you doing? - you may want to examine you're definition of close friend.

  Dov Davidoff

  Goodbye, Hug, Doing You

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• I have emotional needs that I didn't know I had, and I have physical needs that I didn't know weren't really needs.

  Dov Davidoff

  Emotional, Needs, Emotional Needs

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• I've always wanted children... not of my own, but for yard work and reaching into tight places to get things I've dropped.

  Dov Davidoff

  Children, Yards, Reaching

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• Learn to think for yourself, unless of course you can identify someone else with better judgement, and a flashlight.

  Dov Davidoff

  Thinking, Judgement, Flashlights

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• Coming to terms with my feelings of worthlessness isn't always a bad time, but it's rarely a good one.

  Dov Davidoff

  Feelings, Bad Times, Term

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• Canadians are like Americans, just less racist, violent, and ignorant.

  Dov Davidoff

  Ignorant, Racist, Violent

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• Not sure how I feel about reality. I'm going to begin purchasing stuffed animals and endowing them with the qualities people in my life lack.

  Dov Davidoff

  Animal, Reality, People

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• Headphone aren't big enough these days. Why not just throw a couple of stereo speakers in a full face motorcycle helmet.

  Dov Davidoff

  Couple, Motorcycle, Why Not

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• One day I'd like to beat you at your own game, but your game is badmitton so that will probably never happen.

  Dov Davidoff

  Games, One Day, Beats

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• Another thing rappers, I admire your rebellious spirit, but materialism is a form of mental slavery. Slow down on the jewelry, pick up a book.

  Dov Davidoff

  Book, Rapper, Slavery

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• Gotta get rid of these free radicals, but first I need to figure out what they are.

  Dov Davidoff

  Firsts, Needs, Figures

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• My dad was old school Jewish. Not do your taxes Jewish - steal your car Jewish.

  Dov Davidoff

  Dad, Old School, Car

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• I like to be able to connect with people. And that's how I connect, right away. I like to really talk to somebody. To me, it makes my night more interesting.

  Dov Davidoff

  Night, Interesting, People

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• Finding your voice is something you have to keep working at. Your voice as a comic evolves the same way that you evolve. You have to find out what works for you. How can you express your opinion, your take on the situations in a way that feels natural to you? That's where you find your voice.

  Dov Davidoff

  Voice, Way, Opinion

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• White people set goals, rappers 'chase paper', and the Chinese are too busy doing both to talk about either one.

  Dov Davidoff

  Rapper, White, Goal

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• Thinking about the fathomless cruelty with which man has treated his fellow man, but also ice cream.

  Dov Davidoff

  Men, Thinking, Ice

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• A lot of people wouldn't feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren't dating my girlfriend.

  Dov Davidoff

  Girlfriend, Dating, People

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• Only bugs can truly appreciate the beauty of flowers.

  Dov Davidoff

  Flower, Appreciate, Bugs

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• It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.

  Dov Davidoff

  Zebras, Wonder, Harmony

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• Cities with a black middle class provide the narrow minded an opportunity to realize that cultural differences are largely economic.

  Dov Davidoff

  Opportunity, Class, Cities

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