Woody Allen Quotes About Sleep

Quotes about: Sleep

• I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.

  Woody Allen

  Funny, Girl, Crazy

• The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.

  Woody Allen

  Funny, Marriage, Lying

  Without Feathers "The Scrolls" (1975) See Bible 167

• The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.

  Woody Allen

  Sleep, Waking, Hours

• I've always liked, someday the lamb will lay by the lion.... but it won't get much sleep.

  Woody Allen

  Sleep, Lambs, Lions

• Someday the lion is going to lie down with the lamb, but the lamb isn't going to get much sleep.

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  Lying, Sleep, Lambs

• I was a nervous child, I was a bedwetter. I used to sleep with an electric blanket and I was constantly electrocuting myself.

  Woody Allen

  Funny, Children, Humor

• Honey, you're the one who stopped sleeping with me, OK? It'll be a year come April 20th. I remember the date exactly, because it was Hitler's birthday

  Woody Allen

  Sleep, Years, Honey

  "Fictional character: Clifford Stern". "Crimes and Misdemeanors", www.imdb.com. 1989.

• I never knew what Amazon was. I've never seen any of those series, even on cable. I've never seen The Sopranos, or Mad Men. I'm out every night and when I come home, I watch the end of the baseball or basketball game, and there's Charlie Rose and I go to sleep.

  Woody Allen

  Basketball, Baseball, Sleep

  "Woody Allen On ‘Irrational Man’, His Movies & Hollywood’s Perilous Path – Cannes Q&A". Interview with Mike Fleming Jr, deadline.com. May 14, 2015.

• Have you ever noticed that good people sleep better, but bad people seem to have more fun when they're awake?

  Woody Allen

  Fun, Sleep, People

• The roe is reputed to sleep for a thousand years and then suddenly rise in flames, particularly if it was smoking when it dozed off.

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  Sleep, Flames, Years

  Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated

• The audience goes to sleep really quickly! If you have a slight pause at the wrong time, that's it!

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  Sleep, Wrong Time, Audience

  "Woody Allen & Cast Interview". AskMen Interview, www.askmen.com. October 1, 2010.

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