A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.
I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman.
My ex-wife was a philosophy major at NYU. Yeah, she and I used to have deep philosophical discussions where she would prove that I didn't exist.
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