Woody Allen Quotes About Science

Quotes about: Science

• More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

  Woody Allen

  Inspirational, Inspiring, Hope

  Side Effects "My Speech to the Graduates" (1980)

• Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.

  Woody Allen

  Funny, Humor, Science

  Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated

• I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

  Woody Allen

  Funny, Humor, Science

• It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off.

  Woody Allen

  Funny, Humorous, Science

  Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated

• Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can't remember where they leave things.

  Woody Allen

  Science, People, Comforting

• Life is hard for insects. And don't think mice are having any fun either.

  Woody Allen

  Life, Fun, Science

  Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated

• I was in analysis. I was suicidal. As a matter of fact, I would have killed myself, but I was in analysis with a strict Freudian and if you kill yourself they make you pay for the sessions you miss.

  Woody Allen

  Funny, Humor, Suicidal

  Annie Hall (motion picture) (1977). Cowritten with Marshall Brickman. This joke appeared in a monologue recorded live in August 1968 and released on The Third Woody Allen Album.

• Standard mathematics has recently been rendered obsolete by the discovery that for years we have been writing the numeral five backward. This has led to reevaluation of counting as a method of getting from one to ten. Students are taught advanced concepts of Boolean algebra, and formerly unsolvable equations are dealt with by threats of reprisals.

  Woody Allen

  Education, Writing, Science

  Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated

• How does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket?

  Woody Allen

  Funny, Humor, Science

  "Mere Anarchy", 2007.

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