Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge. Others only gargle.
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
I cannot say for certain that God does not exist; I think the worst thing that can be said about him is that he's a bit of an underachiever.
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