Woody Allen Quotes About Love And Death

Quotes about: Love And Death

• I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

  Woody Allen

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

  "Death: A Comedy in One Act". Book by Woody Allen, 1975.

• There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

  Woody Allen

  Funny, Death, Suicide

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.

  Woody Allen

  Love, Funny, Life

  Love and Death, www.imdb.com. 1975.

• I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

  Woody Allen

  Inspirational, Funny, Death

  Quoted in Eric Lax, Woody Allen and His Comedy (1975)

• If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.

  Woody Allen

  Witty, Atheist, Philosophy

  Love and Death (1975 film)

• Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

  Woody Allen

  Love, Funny, Sexy

  Love and Death (motion picture) (1975)

• Human beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, but the body has all the fun.

  Woody Allen

  Fun, Philosophy, Mind

  "Love and Death". www.imdb.com. 1975.

• The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter. You know, if it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. I think that the worst thing you could say about him is that basically he's an underachiever. After all, you know, there are worse things in life than death.

  Woody Allen

  Thinking, Things In Life, Evil

  "Love and Death". www.imdb.com. 1975.

• To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer. Not to love is to suffer.

  Woody Allen

  Love Is, Movie Love, Suffering

  "Love and Death". www.imdb.com. 1975.

• I was walking through the woods, thinking about Christ. If He was a carpenter, I wondered what He charged for bookshelves.

  Woody Allen

  Thinking, Woods, Christ

  "Fictional character: Boris". "Love and Death", www.imdb.com. 1975.

• I hope you're getting this down.

  Woody Allen

  Happy Love, Love And Death, Hilarious Love

  Love and Death, www.imdb.com. 1975.

• Regarding love what can you say? It's not the quantity of your sexual relations that counts. It's the quality. On the other hand if the quantity drops below once every eight months, I would definitely look into it.

  Woody Allen

  Hands, Eight, Quality

  Love and Death (motion picture) (1975)

• Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.

  Woody Allen

  Movie Love, Suffering, Unhappy

  "Love and Death". www.imdb.com. 1975.

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