Hilarious Love Quotes

• Love is a promise delivered already broken.

  Steve Martin

  Broken Heart, Love Is, Promise

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• Then there was a man who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late'

  Oscar Wilde

  Anniversary, Funny Love, Real

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• "A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears."

  Woodrow Wyatt

  Life, Funny Love, Falling In Love

  To the Point (1981) p. 107

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• The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.

  Oscar Wilde

  Funny, Life, Marriage

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• Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.

  Maurice Chevalier

  Love, Funny, Girl

  Quoted in Helen Handley, The Lover's Quotation Book (1986)

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• I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

  Walt Disney

  Love, Funny, Witty

  Quoted inWalterWagner, You Must Remember This (1975)

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• My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there.

  Carrie Fisher

  Love, Witty, Funny Valentines Day

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• All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Love, Funny, Valentines Day

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• I hope you're getting this down.

  Woody Allen

  Happy Love, Love And Death, Love Death

  Love and Death, www.imdb.com. 1975.

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• First love is a kind of vaccination which saves a man from catching the complaint the second time.

  Honore de Balzac

  Funny Love, First Love, Love Is

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• Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.

  George Burns

  Relationship, Funny Love, Love You

  George Burns (1988). “Gracie/Caeser Spec Ed”, Putnam Publishing Group

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• Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

  Oscar Wilde

  Love, Funny, Hilarious

  Oscar Wilde (2013). “The Canterville Ghost and Other Stories”, p.75, eBookIt.com

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• Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

  Oscar Wilde

  Funny, Marriage, Couple

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• What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.

  Pearl Bailey

  Love, Romantic, Valentines Day

  "Weekly World News" Magazine, Vol. 26, No. 33, April 25, 2005.

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• There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

  Melanie Griffith

  Love, Motivational, Dream

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• If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

  Dorothy Parker

  Funny, Anniversary, Valentines Day

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• Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.

  Woody Allen

  Movie Love, Suffering, Unhappy

  "Love and Death". www.imdb.com. 1975.

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• Love is like war; easy to begin, hard to end.

  Ann Brashares

  Life, Funny Love, War

  FaceBook post by Ann Brashares from Apr 08, 2013

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• Well, you know, the definition of second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

  George Will

  Marriage, Funny Love, Definitions

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  Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.

  Joan Crawford

  Love, Heartbreak, Dream

  Interview in "Hollywood Reporter", 1954.

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• Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.

  W. Somerset Maugham

  Love, Sarcastic, Depressing

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• Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

  H. L. Mencken

  Love, Funny, Marriage

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• Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.

  Jules Renard

  Love, Inspirational, Valentines Day

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• True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.

  Erich Segal

  Love, Inspiring, Valentines Day

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• Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.

  Fulton J. Sheen

  Love, Recovery, Self

  Fulton J. Sheen (2003). “Fulton Sheen's Wartime Prayer Book”, p.73, Sophia Institute Press

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