Woody Allen Quotes About Boat

Quotes about: Boat

• What I do know about physics is that to a man standing on the shore, time passes quicker than to a man on a boat - especially if the man on the boat is with his wife.

  Woody Allen

  Funny, Time, Men

• Sygmnd was a poor Austrian who'd lost all the vowels in his name in a boating accident.

  Woody Allen

  Funny, Humorous, Names

  Woody Allen (2007). “Mere Anarchy”, Random House Incorporated

• Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

  Woody Allen

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

  "Standup Comic". A CD compilation of Allen comedy routines from 1964-1968, 1999.

• My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats.

  Woody Allen

  Wife, Immature, Baths

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