Woody Allen Quotes About Maturity

Quotes about: Maturity

• Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

  Woody Allen

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

  "Standup Comic". A CD compilation of Allen comedy routines from 1964-1968, 1999.

• She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.

  Woody Allen

  Maturity, Sweaters, Causes

  Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated

• The true test of maturity is not how old a person is but how he reacts to awakening in the mid-town area in his shorts.

  Woody Allen

  Maturity, Awakening, Tests

  Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated

• Is old age really so terrible? Not if you've brushed your teeth faithfully.

  Woody Allen

  Maturity, Age, Teeth

  Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated

• You mellow too much you ripen and rot.

  Woody Allen

  Maturity, Too Much, Mellow

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