Woody Allen Quotes About Beer

Quotes about: Beer

• You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to.

  Woody Allen

  Funny, Birthday, Witty

  "Fictional character: Pearl". "Interiors", www.imdb.com. 1978.

• His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

  Woody Allen

  Education, Book, Beer

• I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

  Woody Allen

  Inspirational, Funny, Death

  Quoted in Eric Lax, Woody Allen and His Comedy (1975)

• It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

  Woody Allen

  Funny, Book, Humor

  New Yorker, 21 Nov. 1977

• I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

  Woody Allen

  Funny, War, Book

  "Sorry, But Speed Reading Won't Help You Read More" by Mark Seidenberg, www.wired.com. January 24, 2017.

• I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

  Woody Allen

  Inspirational, Funny, Witty

  Audio CD "Woody Allen: Stand-Up Comic 1964-1968", 1999.

• Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

  Woody Allen

  Moving, Book, Beer

  "Spring Bulletin", The New Yorker, April 29, 1967.

• Basically I am a low-culture person. I prefer watching baseball with a beer and some meatballs.

  Woody Allen

  Baseball, Beer, Culture

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

• No, no, I'm a lowbrow. I read [Dostoevsky] more out of obligation than enjoyment. For enjoyment, for me, it's a beer and the football game.

  Woody Allen

  Football, Beer, Games

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