What if the worst is true? What if there's no God, and you only go around once, and that's it? Don't you want to be a part of the experience? You know, what the hell? It's not all a drag, and I'm thinking to myself: Geez! I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get and just enjoy it while it lasts. And, you know, after-who knows? Maybe there is something, nobody really knows. I know that maybe is a very slim reed to hang your whole life on, but that's the best we have.
How the hell do I know why there were Nazis? I don't know how the can-opener works.
Every hooker I ever speak to tells me that it beats the hell out of waitressing.
I don't know what the hell I'm doing here. I'm 237 years old, I should be collecting social security.
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