Woody Allen Quotes About Marriage

Quotes about: Marriage

• For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal.

  Woody Allen

  Marriage, Attitude, Years

• The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.

  Woody Allen

  Funny, Marriage, Lying

  Without Feathers "The Scrolls" (1975) See Bible 167

• In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

  Woody Allen

  Marriage, Funny Love, Best Love

• I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should stay married for life, like pigeons and Catholics.

  Woody Allen

  Marriage, Believe, People

• Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.

  Woody Allen

  Marriage, Two, Inertia

• Should I marry W? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name. And what about her career? How can I ask a woman of her beauty to give up the Roller Derby? Decisions...

  Woody Allen

  Marriage, Giving Up, Names

  Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated

• Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

  Woody Allen

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

  "Standup Comic". A CD compilation of Allen comedy routines from 1964-1968, 1999.

• Marriage? That's for life! It's like cement!

  Woody Allen

  Marriage, Cement

  "What's New, Pussycat?", 1965.

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