Woody Allen Quotes About Lawyers

Quotes about: Lawyers

• Some people think about sex all the time; some people think of sex some of the time; and some people never think about sex: they become lawyers.

  Woody Allen

  Sex, Thinking, People

• At the trial Stubbs chose to act as his own lawyer, but a conflict over his fee led to ill feelings.

  Woody Allen

  Funny, Humorous, Feelings

  Woody Allen (2007). “Mere Anarchy”, Random House Incorporated

• Twenty-one years ago, when I first heard Mia Farrow had accused me of child molestation, I found the idea so ludicrous I didn't give it a second thought. We were involved in a terribly acrimonious breakup, with great enmity between us and a custody battle slowly gathering energy. The self-serving transparency of her malevolence seemed so obvious I didn't even hire a lawyer to defend myself. It was my show business attorney who told me she was bringing the accusation to the police and I would need a criminal lawyer.

  Woody Allen

  Breakup, Children, Self

  "Woody Allen Speaks Out". www.nytimes.com. February 7, 2014.

• Some men are heterosexual and some men are bisexual and some men don't think about sex at all ... you know, they become lawyers.

  Woody Allen

  Sex, Men, Thinking

  Love and Death (motion picture) (1975)

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