If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic.
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