Woody Allen Quotes About Death

Quotes about: Death

• I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

  Woody Allen

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

  "Death: A Comedy in One Act". Book by Woody Allen, 1975.

• There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

  Woody Allen

  Funny, Death, Suicide

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

  Woody Allen

  Inspirational, Funny, Death

  Quoted in Eric Lax, Woody Allen and His Comedy (1975)

• Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

  Woody Allen

  Death, Depressing, Funny Life

• If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.

  Woody Allen

  Death, Witty, Humorous

• I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

  Woody Allen

  Funny, Death, Believe

• Marriage is the death of hope.

  Woody Allen

  Funny, Death, Humor

  Woody Allen (2009). “Three One-Act Plays: Riverside Drive Old Saybrook Central Park West”, p.206, Random House

• Not think of death as an end, but think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.

  Woody Allen

  Inspirational, Death, Cutting

  "Fictional character: Boris". "Love and Death", www.imdb.com. June 10, 1975.

• Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

  Woody Allen

  Death, Witty, Humorous

• Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

  Woody Allen

  Funny, Life, Death

  Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated

• I don't want to be immortal through my works. I want to be immortal by not dying.

  Woody Allen

  Death, Suicide, Dying

• Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

  Woody Allen

  Funny, Death, Lying

  Without Feathers "The Early Essays" (1975)

• It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

  Woody Allen

  Funny, Death, Humor

• Death is an acquired trait.

  Woody Allen

  Funny, Death, Humor

  Quoted in Eric Lax Woody Allen and His Comedy (1975), ch.11.

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