If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.
If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
Years ago I was on television having a discussion with Billy Graham about atheism. He was saying, even if you're right and I'm wrong, and there's nothing after, I will have had a better life than you, because I do believe there was something. And I couldn't argue with that, even though I wanted to.
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
In real life, Keaton believes in God. But she also believes that the radio works because there are tiny people inside it.
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic.
I do occasionally envy the person who is religious naturally, without being brainwashed into it or suckered into it by all the organized hustles.
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