Woody Allen Quotes About Love

Quotes about: Love

• The heart wants what it wants. There's no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that's that.

  Woody Allen

  Love, Fall, Heart

• I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

  Woody Allen

  Love, Heartbreak, Kissing

  "Annie Hall". Comedy, Romance, 1977.

• To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.

  Woody Allen

  Love, Funny, Life

  Love and Death, www.imdb.com. 1975.

• Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

  Woody Allen

  Love, Funny, Life

• Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

  Woody Allen

  Love, Funny, Sex

  "A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy", 1982.

• The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

  Woody Allen

  Love, Sex, Liberty

• Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night.
  I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
  If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips.
  I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
  My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.
  Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one.

  Woody Allen

  Love, Funny, Beautiful

• Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

  Woody Allen

  Love, Funny, Sexy

  Love and Death (motion picture) (1975)

• It's a match made in heaven...by a retarded angel.

  Woody Allen

  Love, Sarcastic, Angel

  The Curse of the Jade Scorpion, www.imdb.com. 2001.

• The only love that lasts is unrequited love.

  Woody Allen

  Love, Lasts, Unrequited

  "Fictional character: Prostitute". "Shadows and Fog", www.imdb.com. 1991.

• No matter what the shrinks, or the pundits, or the self-help books tell you, when it comes to love, it's luck.

  Woody Allen

  Love, Book, Self

  "Fictional character: Robin Simon". "Celebrity", www.imdb.com. 1998.

• Whosoever loveth wisdom is righteous, but he that keepeth company with fowl is weird.

  Woody Allen

  Love, Wisdom, Fowl

  Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated

• Is it better to be the lover or the loved one? Neither, if your cholesterol is over six hundred. By love, of course, I refer to romantic love -- the love between man and woman, rather than between mother and child, or a boy and his dog, or two headwaiters.

  Woody Allen

  Love, Mother, Dog

  Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated

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