Joan Rivers Quotes About Surgery

Quotes about: Surgery

• I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.

  Joan Rivers

  Memorable, Laughing, Comedian

  "Cutup". Interview with Deborah Solomon, www.nytimes.com. December 31, 2008.

• I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.

  Joan Rivers

  Memorable, Comedian, Wish

  "On Being Blonde" by P. Munier, (p. 84), 2004.

• Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.

  Joan Rivers

  Hilarious, Sailing, Pay

• What I love about jewelry is you can change it for something else without surgery.

  Joan Rivers

  Jewelry, Surgery

• The only way I can get a man to touch me at this age is plastic surgery.

  Joan Rivers

  Men, Age, Way

  "In quotes: Joan Rivers". www.bbc.com. September 05, 2014.

• A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy.

  Joan Rivers

  Lobotomy, Plastic, Surgery

  "Happy 80th birthday Joan Rivers! Comedian's 80 bitchiest putdowns and funniest one-liner jokes" by Steve Anglesey, www.mirror.co.uk. June 08, 2013.

• [When told that her grandchild had her nose:] I didn't get this nose until I was thirty-four.

  Joan Rivers

  Grandchildren, Noses, Four

• [On plastic surgery:] My motto is: 'Anything that can be lifted should be lifted. Anything that falls should be caught. And try to catch any falling stuff before it hits the ground.

  Joan Rivers

  Fall, Trying, Stuff

• Joan Collins told a reporter that she hasn't had plastic surgery; come on... she's had more tucks than a motel bedsheet!

  Joan Rivers

  Plastic, Motels, Surgery

• Because I'm the only performer who comes out and says I've had plastic surgery, I've become the plastic surgery poster girl, which is hilarious, because everybody has done it and they all deny it. They stand there, like the Bride of Frankenstein, they've all got stitches, and they all say, 'I've done nothing.' I talk about it.

  Joan Rivers

  Girl, Stitches, Done

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