Joan Rivers Quotes About Parents

Quotes about: Parents

• Both of my parents got to see me host Carson, thank God. That's all anyone wants: to have their parents see they're going to be all right in life.

  Joan Rivers

  Parenting, Motherhood, Thank God

• My parents hated me. All I ever heard was, "Why can't you be like your cousin Shelia? Why can't you be like your cousin Shelia?" Shelia had died at birth.

  Joan Rivers

  Cousin, Parenting, Motherhood

• I was so ugly that my parents sent my picture to 'ripley's believe it or not' - they sent it back and said, "we don't believe it."

  Joan Rivers

  Believe, Parent, Ugly

• My earliest childhood memory was watching my parents loosen the wheels on my stroller.

  Joan Rivers

  Memories, Parenting, Motherhood

  Joan Rivers (2012). “I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me”, p.13, Penguin

• I love gay and lesbian parents. But I think we need a law that says lesbians and gay men have to raise their children together. This way, the kids would not only know how to build bookshelves, but they'd also instinctively know how to decorate them.

  Joan Rivers

  Children, Kids, Gay

  Joan Rivers (2012). “I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me”, p.21, Penguin

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