Comedy - and I say this with humility - comedy needs me.
God always comes up with a third act twist -- and we won't know until we die whether the play was a comedy or a tragedy.
I could be the Greta Garbo of comedy, very secluded, but Garbo had a man who was beyond rich to support her.
Comedy is a very rough beat. It's no holds barred, as it should be.
Welcome to my world! I've been through it all, and I often pinch myself to believe my luck. I design jewlery, create cosmetics, perform comedy, act, lecture, write books, travel, have a fabulous daughter, and a phenomenal grandson-and I feel I'm the luckiest woman on the planet.
Comedy is truth. We should not apologize for it.
I felt a comedy ego beginning to grow, which gave me the courage to begin tentatively looking into myself for material.
Comedy exists to laugh at things that aren't laughable. But isn't it? That's what separates us from the animals. We laugh.
Your anger can be 49 percent and your comedy 51 percent, and you're okay. If the anger is 51 percent, the comedy is gone.
I think actual death will be a lot easier than dying on stage. Cause - you know - if you do [actual death] right, you can go looking good. Maybe with a little quip [like]: 'I loved everybody.' But dying on stage...Oh, God!
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