Joan Rivers Quotes About Dogs

Quotes about: Dogs

• Dogs are easier to love than people; they're certainly more dependable. Once they love you, that's it. A true friend in life is a dog.

  Joan Rivers

  Dog, True Friend, Love You

• A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don't want to go through menopause again.

  Joan Rivers

  Dog, Years, Two

  FaceBook post by Joan Rivers from Aug 06, 2014

• If I found Yoko Ono floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog.

  Joan Rivers

  Dog, Floating, Insult

  "Joan Rivers' Most Memorable Insults" by Hilary Lewis and Colin Stutz, www.hollywoodreporter.com. September 04, 2014.

• My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.

  Joan Rivers

  Dog, Baby, Memorable

  "Funny Ladies". Book by B. Adler, 2001.

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