Joan Rivers Quotes About Heart

Quotes about: Heart

• At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!

  Joan Rivers

  Heart, Age, Funny Valentine

• Edgar had a heart attack, and I'm to blame. We were making love, and I took the bag off my head.

  Joan Rivers

  Heart, Making Love, Bags

• I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial.

  Joan Rivers

  Husband, Taken, Heart

• Valentine's Day is different for old people. At this age I receive chocolates in boxes shaped like artificial hearts.

  Joan Rivers

  Valentine, Heart, People

  Twitter post from Feb 14, 2013

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