Joan Rivers Quotes About Making Love

Quotes about: Making Love

• I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.'

  Joan Rivers

  Funny, Husband, Names

  "Joan Rivers dies: Celebrate comedian's life with her 80 bitchiest putdowns and funniest one-liners" by Steve Anglesey and Carl Greenwood, www.mirror.co.uk. September 04, 2014.

• Before we make love, my husband takes a pain killer.

  Joan Rivers

  Love, Pain, Husband

  "Third and Possibly the Best 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said". Book by R. Byrne, 1987.

• Edgar had a heart attack, and I'm to blame. We were making love, and I took the bag off my head.

  Joan Rivers

  Heart, Making Love, Bags

• I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off.

  Joan Rivers

  Husband, Fall, Making Love

• Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.

  Joan Rivers

  Men, Making Love, Clean

  "Joan Rivers on tour: Her bitchiest putdowns and funniest one-liner jokes as she prepares for Royal Albert Hall gig" by Steve Anglesey, www.mirror.co.uk. October 09, 2012.

• Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.
  I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds.
  I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off.
  It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom.
  My best birth control now is to leave the lights on.

  Joan Rivers

  Mother, Sex, Pain

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