Joan Rivers Quotes About Daughters

Quotes about: Daughters

• Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.

  Joan Rivers

  Daughter, Mother, Sleep

• My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, "pick up, I know you're there."

  Joan Rivers

  Daughter, Memorable, Speak

• I said Justin Bieber looked like a little lesbian -- and I stand by it: He's the daughter Cher wishes she'd had.

  Joan Rivers

  Daughter, Wish, Littles

• My daughter refuses to call me mother in public; my little grandson calls me Spongeslob Squarebottom, and nobody else ever calls me at all.

  Joan Rivers

  Daughter, Mother, Littles

• Having my daughter, I screamed for twenty-three hours straight. And that was just during conception.

  Joan Rivers

  Daughter, Twenties, Three

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• Welcome to my world! I've been through it all, and I often pinch myself to believe my luck. I design jewlery, create cosmetics, perform comedy, act, lecture, write books, travel, have a fabulous daughter, and a phenomenal grandson-and I feel I'm the luckiest woman on the planet.

  Joan Rivers

  Daughter, Believe, Book

• On her daughter Melissa: The only time she really cried is when I sat her down and told her that she was not adopted.

  Joan Rivers

  Daughter, Mother, Down And

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