Joan Rivers Quotes About Life

Quotes about: Life

• Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.

  Joan Rivers

  Funny, Life, Witty

  "Joan Rivers obituary" by Michael Carlson, www.theguardian.com. September 04, 2014.

• I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.

  Joan Rivers

  Life, Want, Aging

• It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.

  Joan Rivers

  Love, Life, Sexy

• Never floss with a stranger.

  Joan Rivers

  Funny, Life, Stranger

  "Words of Wisdom" edited by W. Safire & L. Safir, (p. 358), 1990.

• I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny.

  Joan Rivers

  Life, Thinking

  Interview with Sam Adams, film.avclub.com. June 9, 2010.

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