I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me. I'm just doing stand-up comedy.
Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy.
Charlie Chaplin's genius was in comedy. He has no sense of humor, particularly about himself.
My favorite work is The Full Monty because I got an Oscar for it. But it was really hard work at the time. Sometimes comedy is not a bundle of laughs to actually do.
The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them.
I would recommend that anyone who wants to do comedy on TV to do radio first.
Even in comedies, you've got to feel safe for things to just happen in a way that is natural and free, and recognizable as human.
My mom and dad are both in stand-up comedy, so that's where I started, that's where I got everything. My roots are holding the mic.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
Comedy is tragedy plus time.
The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun.
To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy.
We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.
The human comedy is always tragic, but since its ingredients are always the same - dupe, fox, straight, like burlesque skits - the repetition through the ages is comedy.
The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage.
I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.
I'm really not feeling one way or the other with comedy or drama, I'm just sort of doing projects that I've been finding really fun to be a part of.
I'd like to do a comedy with Emma Thompson. I admire her as an actress so much. I love her. And I didn't know it until recently that her whole career started in comedy.
Well my biggest dream is to be in a romantic comedy.
It was just at the end of the golden era of BBC comedy, which was fantastic.
I use the word totally too much. I need to change it up and use a word that is different but has the same meaning. Mitch do you like submarine sandwiches? All-encompassingly.
Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.
I like comedy, I love it very much, I love laughing.
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