Comedy Movie Quotes

• I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

  Graham Chapman

  Mother, Father, Animal

  "Fictional character: Frenchman". "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", 1975.

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• Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.

  Peter Sellers

  Inspirational, Funny, Movie

  "Fictional character: President Merkin Muffley". "Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb", www.imdb.com. 1964.

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• That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

  Matthew McConaughey

  Girl, Confused, School

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• I was born a poor black child.

  Al Gore

  Children, Black, Jerk

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• Nobody makes me bleed my own blood - nobody!

  Ben Stiller

  Blood, Underdog, Dodgeball

  "Fictional character: White Goodman". "Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story ", www.imdb.com. 2004.

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• Don't forget I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.

  Julia Roberts

  Love, Movie, Romantic

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• I can't imagine a successful comedy movie without a successful comedy performance at the heart of it.

  Harold Ramis

  Heart, Successful, Comedy

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• In movies, comedy and tragedy are all the same.

  Jean-Luc Godard

  Tragedy, Comedy

  Source: cinemagodardcinema.wordpress.com

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• I am actually working on The Neighbors sitcom. We are starting from scratch. I am also working on a comedy movie and a vampire movie. I also have the pilot for The Tommy Wiseau Show and of course The House That Drips Blood On Alex, which we are hoping to make a sequel.

  Tommy Wiseau

  Blood, House, Vampire

  "The Room. Worst movie ever made?". Tribute Interview, www.tribute.ca. April 18, 2011.

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• The majority of romantic comedy movies have nothing to do with love, but everything to do with infatuation.

  Matt Smith

  Majority, Comedy, Infatuation

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• Interestingly it's when you come to the comedy, that's where a lot of the discussion is. It's like ten people sitting around talking about what is funny. "Is that funny? Is that funnier than that? Is this slightly funnier than this?" I guess that's what it's like when you're making a comedy movie as well, you just have to sit around talking seriously about the nature of comedy.

  Paul W. S. Anderson

  Talking, People, Sitting

  Source: collider.com

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• If you ask me right now, you've seen the last of Mind of Mencia. I don't want to be a one-trick pony. I would rather walk away and do more movies, comedy and even some dramatic roles.

  Carlos Mencia

  Mind, Roles, Ponies

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• To me, real comedy comes out of behavior. It's the choices you make as an actor. It's never about, "I want to do a comedy script." I can't think of it that way. And besides, some of those movies, those comedy movies, I can't even watch them.

  Robert Duvall

  Real, Thinking, Choices

  "If You Hire Robert Duvall Not to Flinch, He Damn Well Won't Flinch". Interview with Eric Spitznagel, www.esquire.com. May 16, 2014.

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• I love a lot of comedy movies. I think I fell in love with comedy when I was younger. My brother and I would always sit down and watch some of the classics. Bottle Rocket is one of my favorite comedies.

  Sarah Wright

  Brother, Thinking, Watches

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Acting in a sitcom or a comedy movie is like a comedy routine with the setups.

  Bill Burr

  Acting, Routine, Comedy

  Source: chicagoist.com

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• People have a comic bent or an angularity to their thinking, and those are the people who make jokes. And it's usually people who were in an environment, when they were young, where jokes were at a premium, or at least considered important to a life. My parents always listened to the comedy radio shows, we went to the comedy movies, and my parents appreciated comedy. So kids listen and follow what their parents like.

  Carl Reiner

  Kids, Thinking, People

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• That title, is one of the things I fought for. A lot of people said 'But it's stupid, and it's the title of a comedy movie, and people won't take it seriously,' and I'm sure there are some people who still don't. But for the most part, people do see that we really have a quality show.

  Joss Whedon

  Stupid, People, Quality

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• I'd see movies, comedies, and I loved 'Animal House', I loved all the John Hughes stuff, but I never saw me and my friends totally represented.

  Kevin Smith

  Animal, House, Stuff

  "That's All, Folks: Kevin Smith On Leaving Filmmaking". Interview with Steve Inskeep, www.northernpublicradio.org. March 20, 2012.

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• I wanted to be in Jim Carrey comedy movies before I met him. I wanted to be a comedian on Stage 19, yukking it up.

  Jenny McCarthy

  Comedian, Comedy, Mets

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• About 25 years ago, I was in an apartment, and next door, they put on the radio, so I struck the wall with my fist, but they did not put the radio down. I took a tool and banged until I made a hole through the wall. It was like a comedy movie.

  Klaus Kinski

  Wall, Doors, Hands

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• I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.'

  Louis C. K.

  Funny, Movie, Jesus

  Interview with Nathan Rabin, tv.avclub.com. July 6, 2011.

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• My goal on my bucket list is to write a romantic comedy movie.

  Lynda Barry

  Writing, Goal, Buckets

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