Dodgeball Quotes

• I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya it feels phenomenal.

  Vince Vaughn

  Goal, Might, Found

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• Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it’s sterile and I like the taste.

  Rip Torn

  Taste, Drink, Patches

  "Fictional character: Patches O'Houlihan". "Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story", 2004.

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• If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

  Rip Torn

  Underdog, Balls, Sports Movie

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• Nobody makes me bleed my own blood - nobody!

  Ben Stiller

  Blood, Underdog, Comedy Movie

  "Fictional character: White Goodman". "Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story ", www.imdb.com. 2004.

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• I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't have anything to regret for the rest of their life.

  Lance Armstrong

  Teamwork, Regret, Tough

  "Fictional character: Lance Armstrong". "DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story", 2004.

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• You know, once I was thinking of quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer all at the same time. But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit.

  Lance Armstrong

  Running, Cancer, Thinking

  "Go ahead, hit me". Interview with Peter La Fleur, poststar.com. December 29, 2005.

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• I miss third grade because you could kill people in dodgeball. Remember the rules to dodgeball? If you're fat or have glasses, don't show up because you'll die.

  Jay Mohr

  Glasses, People, Missing

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• I'm not sure who invented dodgeball, but I can almost guarantee you that it wasn't the shortest kid in the class.

  John Bingham

  Kids, Class, Guarantees

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• Forget about where you want to be and go out and build stuff. Dodgeball came from being bored at work... things happen because you make them happen. Stop sketching, and start building.

  Dennis Crowley

  Bored, Sketching, Want

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• I think most politicians could take a dodgeball in the face.

  Ben Stiller

  Thinking, Faces, Comedy

  "Dodgeball - Vince Vaughn Q&A". Interview with Jack Foley, www.indielondon.co.uk.

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• Ignore reality, there's nothing you can do about it.

  Natalie Imbruglia

  Sister, Letting Go, Brother

  Song: Don't You Think?, Album: Left of the Middle, 1997

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• Your True Nature Is Love. There's Nothing You Can Do About It.

  Byron Katie

  Sister, Daughter, Brother

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• Anyone with an ailment or who wears glasses or anyone slightly different suddenly wears a bull's eye. I think that dodgeball derailed an entire generation of Americans. It's the true red menace.

  Arthur Jones

  Sports, Eye, Thinking

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• ..when the first rubber ball smacked her in the head and made her brains rattle in her skull, she knew that something about this dodgeball game was different

  Michael Buckley

  Games, Skulls, Brain

  Michael Buckley (2007). “The Sisters Grimm: The unusual suspects”

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• I Play Dodgeball with Cannibals (Chapter 2)

  Rick Riordan

  Play, Chapters, Cannibal

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• Now, I figured that the built-up gas in most boys' locker rooms was enough to cause an explosion, so I wasn't surprised when the flaming dodgeball ignited a huge WHOOOOOOOM!

  Rick Riordan

  Boys, Lockers, Rooms

  Rick Riordan (2007). “The Sea of Monsters”, Disney-Hyperion

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